Random Funny Sights
Over the last few weeks I have seen a couple of funny sights that caused me, the warped sense of humor person, to chuckle. The first thing that caught my eye was in Albuquerque. I was looking for a mall and passed a very large hospital. Directly across the street was an equally large cemetery. Now, I don’t know about you, but that is just not too comforting.
And speaking of comfort or the lack thereof, that same day I went into a Family Dollar because they used to have great Sudoku books for stocking stuffers. They no longer have the ones I like to buy for friends (I do not do Sudoku myself, and this is one thing I can go out on a limb and say I never will). Anyway, while I was standing at the check-out to buy the not so good books, I looked over and saw a home pregnancy test. Remember, everything in this store is $1.00!! Would you trust this news to a one dollar kit?? I don’t think so!! I just think something of this importance should cost more!
But I guess these two sights aren’t any weirder than the signs at South Padre that advertise “Fresh, Dead Shrimp.” Does this mean they just died? Just how fresh is that?
Guess you can tell my mind has run amuck? That’s what happens after the holidays. Reality sets in, but that doesn’t stop me from laughing. Besides, research shows that those who laugh each day live longer. I sure hope so because that should get me to at least 100. Those poor people who have to deal with me in the nursing home!! Bless their hearts. They won’t think I am one bit funny.
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What amazes me is that a home pregnancy test is right at the check out counter! Like it is an everyday item! And, you said you wouldn’t exercise even if it took 5 years off your life so I am not so sure about that comment that you will live until 100. You will have to get younger friends if you are going to do that!
Not sure that I would trust the results from a dollar pregnancy kit. Maybe they also sell dollar condoms or birth control pills…
You would need a pregnancy test if you used $1.00 birth control pills or condoms. This is when more is better, $$ that is!!! When do you start your new big job? You are to be so commended for being a Merrill Lynch star!!Wish I had money to invest in people like you!!
You’re right, they won’t think you are one bit funny! They’ll have you on Risperdal or Abilify for sure because they think yule be seeing things and you know if you’re seeing things, you’re psychotic
not creative…
Cindy,the other day I was standing by a man in Whataburger. He told the waiter they had given him a pumpkin pie and he wanted the cherry pie he had ordered. The young lady looked at him, in her most teen professional way, and asked if he wanted a fresh one. I looked at him and asked if he wanted an old used one. We thought it was funny, the teen thought we were nuts!!
Cindy, I fish, so the “fresh dead shrimp” is a common term to me. In Louisiana at the crawfish boils, people will caution you, “Don’t to eat the dead ones” (deceased before being boiled).
Your mind has not run amuck. The term “serial rapist” conjurs in my mind an image of a man committing perverted acts on a box of corn flakes.
See what careers in both television and law enforcement will do to one? That’s amuck.